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To Move As A Shadow:You must constantly be aware of your surroundings and be able to capitalize upon them. If you make an opening, then you absolutely must go for it or it is a waste of the “spirit of the thing.” If you practice otherwise, after a while you will be unable to take advantage of an enemy’s weaknesses and become ineffective as a warrior.- Miyamoto Musashi |
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Aikido HumorHow many Aikidoka?
Q: How many Aikido students does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to perform the technique, and the other to take the fall
Q: How many Aikido students does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Aikido students don't attack problems.
Q: How many Aikido students does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
A: One sensei to explain the circular motions needed to project the bulb into the socket, and One student to practice it hundreds of times.
Q: How many Aikido Yudansha does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but it takes a long time to try all the possible combinations and to deal with counter-techniques from the light bulb.
Q: How may Aikidoka does it take to break a light bulb?
A: One, practicing with a bokken.
Q: Ok, so how many Aikido students does it
really take to change a light bulb?
A: None. We don't change light bulbs, we just modify them -- slightly.
Q: How many Aikido Instructors
does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. But first he (or she) will show you five wrong ways to do it before showing you the right way.
Q: Ok, so how many Aikido students does it
really take to change a light bulb?
A: Eleven. One to change it and 10 to say "That's nice, but we do it differently at our Dojo.
Q: Ok, so how many Aikido students does it
really take to change a light bulb?
A:One, but the light bulb must initiate the attack. You Might be an Aikidoka If
If you have ever had the urge to roll out of a hand shake. You might be an Aikidoka.
If someone sneezed and your first response was to fall backwards and slap the floor. You might be an Aikidoka.
If you have ever tried to koyku nage your dog. You might be an Aikidoka.
If you ever had to stop and think when your wife said she was going to Ikea with some girl friends. You might be an Aikidoka
If you feel that ikkyo or nikyo are completely acceptable methods of disciplining your children. You might be an Aikidoka
If you see a woman in a long black skirt and you ask her where she shops. You might be an Aikidoka.
If your home gym has quarter sized punctures in the ceiling. You might be an Aikidoka.
If you have ever tested the length of a broom stick to your arm pit. You might be an Aikidoka.
If you have ever removed a wooden curtain rod to practice with. You might be an Aikidoka.
You overhear that some one has an itch and the first thing that comes to your mind is "ni","san", "shi", "go", "roku" ... You might be an Aikidoka.
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